Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

My Name...
Originated in France.
Usually uncommon name.
1. Ja'mepelle Jeanette.
2. I wanted to buy a mug with my name on it, but they never have the name Jeanette on them! (THIS IS SO TRUE!!)
A very sexy young woman with a great ass and nice tits. Also very flirtatious.
Guy1: "Dude, she is one fine Jeanette"
Guy2: "I wish my girlfriend was a Jeanette"
to be completely and utterly intoxicatd to the point of incapacitation.
"Bra, I was so jeanette last night." (APPARENTLY JEANETTE'S DON'T HAVE A GOOD NAME!!)

My Age...
Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected.
She thought she would never turn sweet sixteen, and then suddenly her 16th year was over and she was seventeen.
One of your friends...
The Hottest Dancer alive.
I'd Tap That
Dude she is a total Alysha!!
I'd Alysha that girl.
A term used when a guy sees a short red headed girl that is very ugly.
Guy 1: "Dude look at that chick over there! She is a total Alysha!"
Guy 2: "Ew! Yeah she is!"

What should you be doing?
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

Favorite Color...
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
To be cowardly, or a pussy
What a yellow belly!
A pretty color.
Like the sun.

Birthplace...
1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.
2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!
a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel
"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"
A.) A fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.
A.) Yeah, Michigan's not bad, except I'm getting laid off next week.
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."

Month of your birth?
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.
Her birthday is in December.
1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.
1. "December is universally known as the month for the birth of the Christian savior, Jesus."
2. "John's december is taking a toll on his physically and mentally."
3. "My december was at least six months long, from when she broke up with me to the time of where I was able to ask another girl out."
Last Person you talked to...
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.
The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
person A: "i hope i can go out with an emily tonight"
person B: "i am going out with an emily tonight and we will party!"
The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it?

One of your nicknames...
North East England word for toilet
"why aye man I'm bursting forra shit I'm ganning to the netty
beautiful, sexy lady with lovely teeth and a gorgeous smile
My lady is Netty!
seeyabye...
When someone in a game lowers their netspeed to make themselves harder to hit.
Our old friend Netty lowered his netspeed again.